poordecisions

8VOTES

Went to Tijuana to party. Resulted in: It has been two weeks and I am in a town called Chihuahua, just now finding directions back to Pacific beach.

Tagged as: doin' it right, FUCK YEAH, lols, probably booze, TEQUILA, tequila probably but what the hell I'm tagging it anyway, tinydogcity, where the fuck did I put my house, winner of the surprisingly awesome grammar and spelling award 3 Comments

5VOTES

Getting wasted with people I thought were my friends. Resulted in: Getting pissed off, slicing my arm open with a steak knife, screaming and crying uncontrollably while bleeding everywhere, ending up at the hospital getting 13 staples, going back home, and basically never talking to those assholes again.

Tagged as: all my friends are asshole, booze, KACHUNK, knives are friends, lols, ow, slicing your arm open? that seems like a terrible way to get attention, so I'm guessing those just plain weren't your friends at all No Comments

2VOTES

decideing too have a going away party with an unknown amount of all tipes of alchole Resulted in: makeing out with 3 women hooking up with one. getting layed in the rental car while best friend is geting layed in the back. wacking up still drunk arguing with girl in back seat that wanted to go skiny dipping in a puddle. girl comes over next weekend and we dont leave the bed for 3 days. epic win!

Tagged as: alchole, booze, BOY YOU GUYS MUST HAVE BEEN TIRED TO SLEEP FOR THREE WHOLE DAYS!, doin' it, dumbass, getting layed, if the rental car's a rockin...there's probably a bunch of people having sex inside., is "skiny dipping in a puddle" a metaphor for how small your penis is?, lols, unedited, wacking up, you have no fucking clue how to spell No Comments

-11VOTES

Picking up hitchhiker during delivery run. Resulted in: Getting busted in a petrol station bathroom as I came in her pussy without a rubber. BONUS RESULT: getting all the sex I wanted and company for the full overnight run.

Tagged as: BONUS RESULT, doin' it, how is babby formed, lols, you had a truck of some sort but you decided to do it in a gas station bathroom. you probably need a shower. No Comments

2VOTES

Having sex in the closet with my best friends girlfriend, and drinking loads of Gin and Sam Adams beer. Resulted in: Waking up in the trunk of my cousins Subaru with vomit and 3 empty boxes of Captain crunch nude.

Tagged as: beer, cause and effect? what's that?, doin' it, dumbass, gin, gin tastes like pine trees, in the closet metaphorically or literally?, lols, well you're just an awful friend now aren't you, you and the Captain appear to have made it happen No Comments

13VOTES

Decided to check this site out Resulted in: I now realize that while I've done some dumb shit i haven't done anything that compares to the dumb shit I've read on this site.

Tagged as: 100% chance this is pete, gee thank you, hi pete No Comments

0VOTES

Eating ten bowls of fruitloops right before sex Resulted in: My partner wearing a Cosby Sweater

Tagged as: FUCK YEAH, i guess that means you puked on them?... colorfully?, pokemon?.... pokemon?, puddin' pops, that's alot of cereal, y'see... the kids... they listen to the RAP MUSIC... which gives them the BRAIN DAMAGE. And they don't know what the JAZZ... IS ALL ABOUT! No Comments

-5VOTES

Ordering 8 Big Mac burgers and 4 Wildberry Smoothies. Resulted in: A 6 year old boy calling me a Fatass.

Tagged as: fat people, lols, what the fuck is a wildberry smoothie?, WHY WOULD YOU NEED THAT MUCH FOOD? 1 Comment

8VOTES

Get pissed dunk and have a threesome with my girlfriend and her best friend. Resulted in: The best friend pregnant and wanting to keep it.

Tagged as: booze, FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, how is babby formed, its funny cus it didnt happen to me, lols, this sure seems to happen alot 2 Comments

2VOTES

Taking advantage of mom buying drinks Resulted in: Dancing on the bar, very ashamed parents.