Continuing to drink after throwing up once.
Hole in wall, hole in chair, hole in dignity, puke everywhere.
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booze
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Lowered Expectations
Getting drunk.
Heading to my friends house, eating out half his fridge, breaking a window, crying then leaving.
5
Holes In Friends' Ceiling
I just realized the irony of this one - sleeping with a woman in the '80's whose initials were VD
19 years of paying child support . . .
27
Warnings from Your Mother About Exactly This Kind of Thing
Took a bunch of painkillers because of a shoulder injury but still went out with friends.
Woke up the next day with a bill from the tattoo joint in my pocket, and a prince albert in my cock. Having to sit to pee blows.
-9
Percent Chance of Not Getting AIDS
started lying and saying I had a migrain to get out of school. I never really had a problem with headaches.
got kicked out of school. Then I really started having migrains. Now I'm on 5 different medicines to keep them under control. Karma is a bitch!!!!
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Explanations Demanded
When I was a waiter I didn't practice opening a bottle of champagne tableside before doing it for the first time, which happened to be a romantic dinner for a beautiful young (newlywed?) couple.
I had the napkin too tight over the cork and when I popped the cork, the champagne squirted through the napkin in a long stream in the face of the lady. I remember seeing it in slo-mo and tried to correct the angle by moving the napkin. Worse result: I squirted (champagne) all over her boobs and front of her dinner dress. Positive: in the candlelight she looked radiant and glistening with all the beads of champagne on her skin like that. Negative: I think the guy saw me noticing how radiant. Positive: They were super understanding and still gave me a great tip. And I bet they get as much mileage from the story as I do.
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Dollars of Net Profit Last Night
Got really drunk at a party at my parents house
Hooked up with a marine on my parents couch and humped his leg.
-5
Guys That Girl You Like Hasn't Slept With
Wondering if there is a gay tag writer.
Going with him in a date?
-13
your mom
drink...a lot..nough siad
getting into a fight with six people getting my ass beat by six people..quting my job and wakin up in bed with my stepmom...dad? not to happy about it
