most MEHed PoorDecisions

-371

Square Feet of Fridge Space Not Occupied by Booze

 
Taking 2 1/2 xanex bars, 3 1/2 30 mg oxycontin, 11 ambein, eating 15 cents, and smoking a bunch of dope.
Sobered up got pissed and thew up black shit :/ haha fun day though.
dumbassTHATS GROSSwow. just wow.drugsserious dumbasseryi don't actually believe any of thishaha fun day thoughyou're a fucking idiotare you sure you're not dead?smoking a bunch of dopeWHY THE FUCK DID YOU EAT 15 CENTS oh right you're a retard

 
-167

Sick Days Left At Work

 
Never let myself fall in love.
Can't even feel my own heart.
sadnot funnywhy did this get posted?

 
-153

you're adopted

 
Beirut, drinking blueberry whiskey, getting drunk fast, and smoking.
Accidentally sleeping with someone I had no intentions of ever sleeping with ever again especially since I was trying to get with one of his best friends... Best friend understood, whew I guess.
boozelolsdoin' itdumbassdrugsbeerwhiskeywhew I guesshe's lying and thinks you're a slutunintentionally doin' it againruit

 
-139

LMAOs Per Square Inch

 
Popov.
Popov.
Popov.ow

 
-123

LOLs per Million

 
Drinking and Driving.
Crashing into the Korean War Monument on Castle island whilst blacked out, destroying my vehicle and losing both my iPhone and iPod in the arrest that immediately followed.
boozeowlolsthe lawdumbasskinda sadlols?cars are for quitters anyway

 
-113

Professors Who Will Accept This Post As an Excuse

 
Drinking disarono, jack, and coconut rum.
Giving boyfriend head, having conversation with his next door neighbor, and the next morning not remembering what was said. All I remember is agreeing to something that I don't know what it is and the blowjob
lolsdoin' it with mouthdid you blow the neighbor?always do sober what you said you'd do drunk -- that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut

 
-110

Professors Who Will Accept This Post As an Excuse

 
Got a contaceptive implant.
LOTS OF UNPROTECTED SEX.
doin' itawesomeFUCK YEAHCONDOMS FEEL WEIRDslut

 
-105

you're adopted

 
JERKING OFF WITH SPERM ALL OVER MY FEET ,PUT MY FEET IN MY SISTERS CROTCH
SHE PREGNANT, TRIPLETS.... AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
hahahahawhat the fuck?uhhhhhARE YOU A WIZARD?

 
-101

Arbitrary Numbers

 
Sleeping with this guy ive been dating for 2 weeks
Having 3 STDs, and a broken heart!
owlolsTHATS GROSSsadlolsslutdoin' it sadlyIT BURNS WHEN I PEE

 
-100

Dollars Left in Savings

 
Me and my best friend having a nice evening at this guy's condo.
Drinking 5 bottles of Mike's. Smoking weed, twice. Dancing with my dress going up 2 inches every minute. Grinding on 3 different guys and then me and my bestie for all 5 not remembering anyones name. Oops.
doin' it?boozeweeddrugsa nice eveninglolsWOW those five Mike's must have gotten you HAMMEREDWHO ARE YOU PEOPLEskankin'please tell me you're a girl

 


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