most MEHed PoorDecisions

-371

Sick Days Left At Work

 
Taking 2 1/2 xanex bars, 3 1/2 30 mg oxycontin, 11 ambein, eating 15 cents, and smoking a bunch of dope.
Sobered up got pissed and thew up black shit :/ haha fun day though.

-167

your mom

 
Never let myself fall in love.
Can't even feel my own heart.

-153

On the ROFLdex

 
Beirut, drinking blueberry whiskey, getting drunk fast, and smoking.
Accidentally sleeping with someone I had no intentions of ever sleeping with ever again especially since I was trying to get with one of his best friends... Best friend understood, whew I guess.

-140

Professors Who Will Accept This Post As an Excuse

 
Popov.
Popov.

-123

Social Security Dollars That Will Be There When You Retire

 
Drinking and Driving.
Crashing into the Korean War Monument on Castle island whilst blacked out, destroying my vehicle and losing both my iPhone and iPod in the arrest that immediately followed.

-113

your mom

 
Drinking disarono, jack, and coconut rum.
Giving boyfriend head, having conversation with his next door neighbor, and the next morning not remembering what was said. All I remember is agreeing to something that I don't know what it is and the blowjob

-110

Metric Tons of Self Respect

 
Got a contaceptive implant.
LOTS OF UNPROTECTED SEX.

-105

Percent Chance of Not Getting AIDS

 
JERKING OFF WITH SPERM ALL OVER MY FEET ,PUT MY FEET IN MY SISTERS CROTCH
SHE PREGNANT, TRIPLETS.... AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

-101

Dollars Left in Savings

 
Sleeping with this guy ive been dating for 2 weeks
Having 3 STDs, and a broken heart!

-100

People That Still Like You

 
Me and my best friend having a nice evening at this guy's condo.
Drinking 5 bottles of Mike's. Smoking weed, twice. Dancing with my dress going up 2 inches every minute. Grinding on 3 different guys and then me and my bestie for all 5 not remembering anyones name. Oops.



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