Decided to download Poordecisions App.
Laughing sparingly. Reading about high school relationships and drunken nights gone wrong. Then realizing the last update was 11/22/12 and I was already in 2011 barely 4 posts in..
was living a sinful life and on my way to hell. until i accepted Christ Jesus as my lord and savior
being saved and having everlasting life with my God Christ Jesus.
Losing my virginity at 13
He left me for a hairy, fat bitch with line backer shoulders who cheated on him at Wendy's in the freezer.
Had to pee really bad late at night, decided that instead of risking an accident to pee in the kitchen sink(closer than the restroom).
Sister was still awake and playing Skyrim in the living room, heard me peeing and looked in kitchen. BONUS RESULT: Got the new nickname tinklesink from whole family, won't let me live it down...