recent PoorDecisions

1

Prokchop Sandwiches

 
Decided to download Poordecisions App.
Laughing sparingly. Reading about high school relationships and drunken nights gone wrong. Then realizing the last update was 11/22/12 and I was already in 2011 barely 4 posts in..
lolsREALLY FUCKED THIS STORY UP NOW DIDNT I LOL 2013

 
30

On the ROFLdex

 
Read posts for an hour.
Realized nobody can spell correctly.
You have no ideaAnd those are the ones we actually decided to post

 
-41

People Who Will Never Invite You Anywhere Ever Again

 
HEY
why dont you dick slaps stop jrking each other off and post something
no wait hold on I'm almost thereit just takes a few years.

 
-41

LOLs per Million

 
was living a sinful life and on my way to hell. until i accepted Christ Jesus as my lord and savior
being saved and having everlasting life with my God Christ Jesus.
YOU KEEP FUCKING UP HIS NAME YOU ASSHOLEJESUS CHRISTgod christ

 
-16

Friends Left After Last Night

 
i dont want you to submit this, but guys, fucking update!!!!!
update mother fuckers
NO.

 
21

Times the Socially Acceptable Level of Failure

 
waiting for PD to update
grew a beard...
lolsthat takes me like a week; we haven't updated in a year. what are you 13?

 
55

Drunken Shenanigans

 
Losing my virginity at 13
He left me for a hairy, fat bitch with line backer shoulders who cheated on him at Wendy's in the freezer.
lolsdumbass13? that's so maturehairy fat bitchDON'T YOU INSULT WENDY LIKE THATdoin' it in the freezerlinebacker shouldersBOY THAT WAS AWFULLY COLD OF HIM WASNT IT HAHAHAHA

 
33

Grammar and Spelling Corrections

 
took bath salts
ate some dudes face
lolszombie apocalypsehow'd it taste?bath saltsposting after death

 
-46

Responsibilities Taken Seriously

 
Asking Pope to marrying me... and getting no response...
rejection!
sorry I don't marry dudes

 
147

Alcohol Induced Comas

 
Had to pee really bad late at night, decided that instead of risking an accident to pee in the kitchen sink(closer than the restroom).
Sister was still awake and playing Skyrim in the living room, heard me peeing and looked in kitchen. BONUS RESULT: Got the new nickname tinklesink from whole family, won't let me live it down...
was the bathroom REALLY that much farther away?how the fuck did she actually notice anything else going on if she was playing Skyrim?you probably should've peed on her instead.

 


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