riding a bicycle
speling evarythang rong (I fel offf with no helmat) Q.o
recent PoorDecisions
officer did you know going in you tell me do things I don't run and
-7
Days Since Last Accident
Getting drunk with my best friends and my new guy friend ive been talking to who blurts out things that is on his mind when he's highly intoxicated
finding out that he had been fucking his exgirlfriend while he has been 'taking naps' after work for the past 2 weeks.
5
BONUSE RESOLTS
Challenged Pope to a duel three years ago.
Got Falcon Punched. Just woke up from coma.
9
Holes In Friends' Ceiling
Realizing that i only have to type "poo" before my phone automaticlly pulls up "Poor Decisions."
Giggles
1
Broken Condoms
Drank half bottle of scotch before going into the strip club after getting paid.
Spent $600 desperately trying to keep it up then couldn't even climax after 2 hours of dry humping
5
Drunken Shenanigans
going out on a saturday night with friends
walking back to the car and seeing a man watching us, grinning and jacking off. we screamed in horror until he ran off. maybe it wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't been fat and ugly...
7
you're adopted
getting drunk at my friends house...
now he wants to get drunk with me all the time...what happened!?!
3
LOLrus Bukkits
Went to an expensive hotel
Whole bunch of snot nozed little brats in a very small pool whom are accompanied by their hairy sweaty mothers and fathers who are dicks. BONUS RESULT Not getting wet :(
5
Years Spent in GuantanaLOL Bay
get drunk at co-workers house with my boss...
had sex with boss, then had to work with her husband a few days later
7
Futures Destroyed
being nice to the landlord and him taking this months rent off and hiding 50 dollers under my pillow
realizing hes not nice just a creep, asked for a picture of me on the beach, missing some clothes...
