PoorDecisions tagged as

surprisingly not booze


Days Since Last Hangover

Didn't fill out a change of address form after I moved.
Expired registration, long lines at the DMV, $700 renewal.


Handles of Captain's

Went to the bathroom at a friend's house.
Walking into the living room only to find my completely sober guy friends wearing my dresses, shorts, and bra "just to see what it feels like".

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