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42

Liters of Vanilla Vodka

 
being a very good player on blackops (im a teenage girl)
after beating many grown men, one told me to eat a tampon....

-6

On the ROFLdex

 
Had friends come into town for the weekend and decided to take a xanex before leaving for the club. At said club, drank four "pineapple upside down cakes", three beers, and lord knows how many shots my bartender-friend told me to try...all within 30 minutes.
Stumbling around downtown Savannah, blind-drunk, screaming how i wanted to go back to the first club and dance. BONUS RESULT: slapped husband in the face, told everyone I met i wanted to have a girl suck on my tits and clit, and ending up with a two inch long blood blister on my foot from my high heels. BONUS #3: DONT REMEBER A THING!!!

74

Glasses of Whiskey

 
Taking my contacts out at the wave pool.
Missing the girl with huge melons fall out of her bikini.

-3

Percent Chance of Not Getting AIDS

 
Getting stoned on a dog beach.
Lost shirt, girl running around topless, inability to move, near drowning due to in-ability to move, weird foot sunburn.

63

Gallons of LMAOnade

 
Drinking a lot of straight vodka.
Telling a guy I was interested in my bra size and that he's allowed to grope them anytime...in front of many people then proceeding to throw up on his driveway.



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