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that's fucking gross

24

HA Granules

 
decided to masturbate while on a 2 week dry spell because my girlfriend was out of state.
boom. headshot.

-26

Days Since Last Accident

 
I shoved a handcuff key into my Penis in case I get arrested for drunk driving over the past weekend....Now I cannot pee straight...
it has been almost one week and it hurts like hell...

-10

Life Goals Accomplished

 
had to fart REALLY bad in class (i had held it in all day) and tried to let it out slowly and silently so it wouldnt smell and people wouldnt notice me.
silent thing and not smelling thing didnt work out at ALL.BONUS RESULT: I SHARTED in my pants and asked if i could go to the bathroom but teacher wouldnt let me out until end of class.BONUS BONUS RESULT: when i was dumping all the turd out of my pants someone came in and heard me ploping in the pot they CRAWLED under the stall and saw me. good thing my REALLY HOT girlfriend got sick that day and didnt hear me fart and news about the emptying my pants never got to her. whew.

35

People That Like Turtles

 
Suggested a threesome to my husband.
Pretty sure he's gay and I'm just his beard now that I've seen him get it on with his best friend in front of me and forget I was there.

35

BONUSE RESOLTS

 
Brought laundry down the hall to wash.
Caught my older brother sniffing my panties before being washed.



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