Went to Mexico for summer vacation.
Got krabs, broke up with my boyfriend, and I accidentally bought a coffin while inebriated.
PoorDecisions tagged as
booze
hahaha
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Hot Dogs Down the Hallway
Decided to get drunk with some hot Danish girls I met in Copenhagen.
Woke up on a bus entering Lithuania with a tattoo of a mermaid covering my entire back, and with a pierced dong.
10
Accidental Pregnancies
making gooooood old moonshine
in an old state law biting me on the ass and a night in jail playing banjo tunes in my head
27
On the LOLometer
dancing and making out with a super hot chick at a bar in a random city..
bartender lets me know that the woman was a local cross dresser
21
Texts That Should Not Have Been Sent
Going to a party at a friend's house and sleeping with the hottest guy there.
I slept with my mom's new boyfriend.
15
Bottles of Asprin
decided to fuck my girlfriend at a park at 1 in the mornin after a lot of alcohol and marijuana. still had a bottle and half ounce in the car. and im not 21..cops came..
i am now gettin fucked by the long dick of the law
9
you're adopted
drinking to much at a concert
not being able to even focus on the big screens to see the show, having to pee so bad, my friend had to help me up the hill. decided I wasnt going to make it to the bathroom, ran down the backside of the hill, heading to the woods, yeah didnt make it fell face first down the hill bounced 3 times, causing me to pee my pants. Tried to pull my pants down midpee to avoid anymore pee in the pants and then fell down said hill yet again and then having to ride home in friend's Mom's car we borrowed covered in mud saoked with pee!
-9
Life Goals Accomplished
Drank half a bottle of captain, then decided a booby slapping fight with my friend would be fun.
Ran into a wall and got a black eye, my parents flew me home cause they thought my husband hit me.
-7
LMAOs Per Square Inch
Trying to take down a person twice my size, in the dark, near a boat trailer. Booze may have had an influence in this decision...
Successfully took down said person, but fell on the boat trailer in the process. Cuts and bruises on my right side...which hurt a lot.
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Roads of Awesome. AWESOMES.
Letting my college roommate mix her own drinks.
Dropping her on her head while trying to shower her puke off her so we could prop her up in her own room.
