PoorDecisions tagged as

THATS GROSS

23

On the ROFLdex

 
having a threesome with my best friend
realizing her vag tastes like onion bagels

26

Times the Socially Acceptable Level of Failure

 
Got drunk at my cousin's wedding doing shots with her husband to be.
Fucked him in the basement and got walked in on by his mother just as I was creaming his ass. Wedding cancelled.

69

Miles of LOLercoaster

 
Had unprotected sex with my fiancee before he realised he was gay for my dad.
Just gave birth to our son, and not looking forward to explaining to him that his dad is shacked up with his grandfather.

29

Charges of First-Degree HAHA

 
letting my girlfriend use hand lotion instead of lube to finish me off
infection reaching from my dick to my kindeys

32

Draught Kegs

 
getting wasted with 3 girls and slept with all t of them
being to drunk to pull out. Bonus herpes and i dont know which one gave it to me

-2

Days Since Last Hangover

 
got really drunk at a friends house with his whole family end up laying on a couch tryin to sleep
little cousin throwing things at me, roll over off of the couch puked all over the floor slip in my own puke and washed up by friends mother

19

Dollars Spent on Cab Rides Back From the Wrong State

 
i went to a strip club with my obese dad
his boobs got more action then the strippers

47

Broken Condoms

 
ate a girls pussy while drunk
woke up with a rad boner then when i went to the bathroom i noticed i had dried up blood all over my face. she didnt even say sorry.

-13

Friends Left After Last Night

 
peeing on a chick
everyone comparing me to R Kelly

30

you're adopted

 
Sucked a dick through a glory hole, at a bar.
Said dick belonged to my cousin. And (oh, yes, it gets better) said cousin is to marry my cousin on the other side of the family, who he already has a kid with.



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