PoorDecisions tagged as

the law

14

Roads of Awesome. AWESOMES.

 
deciding to ride my bike from my grandmas house to dallas, (200 miles away)
crawling across the side of a highway, broken leg. Bonus Result: waking up in someones backyard surrounded by police officers
lolsthe lawI assume no mind altering substances were involved in this decisionBONUSE RESOLTWAS IT YOUR GRANDMA'S BACKYARDI hope it was your own backyard and you hallucinated the whole thing

 
15

Shots of Jaeger

 
decided to fuck my girlfriend at a park at 1 in the mornin after a lot of alcohol and marijuana. still had a bottle and half ounce in the car. and im not 21..cops came..
i am now gettin fucked by the long dick of the law
lolsdumbassdoin' itboozedrugsthe lawgetting fucked by the long dick of the law

 
14

LMAOs Per Square Inch

 
Drove slightly under speed limit when a cop pulled behind me to avoid a ticket
Got a ticket for "impeding traffic" for driving two miles under the limit
lolsdumbassdude you were fucked from the startnever stood a chancethe law

 
32

On the ROFLdex

 
cop pulled me over and i played the bad boys sound track.
three tickets, my car got towed and i spent two days in jail. bad boys bad boys.
hahahalolsdumbassBAD BOYS BAD BOYSthe lawyou fought the law and the law won

 
16

Glasses of Whiskey

 
"Are you drunk" "I was thinking drunk was implied."
Not a good thing to correct an officer on as an excuse for peeing out the passenger window of a moving car. He did accept it was a difficult trick and congratulated me as he gave me the ticket, though.
FUCK YEAHlolsboozeWINNINGI was thinking drunk was impliedthat's awesome.cool copthe law

 
-10

LOLs per Million

 
Saw a cop on a back road where absolutely EVERYONE speed down. about half a mile down the road saw a white car and flashed my lights to warn them that there was a cop ahead
said white car turned out to be an undercover cop. I now need to pay $150 of money that i dont have because this economy sucks and the fact that I'm an 18 year old girl doesn't help
dumbassthis makes no senseI didn't know it was a $150 fine to flash your lights at a copundercover cops make traffic stops?ur porethe lawEVERYONE speed downget older

 
-21

LMAOs Per Square Inch

 
drank my ass off it was a night like the hangover we started out partying at my buddys crib then went to the strip club then got some dominos then went to the bar then back to his house for more drinking got so fuckin shwasted i couldnt open the unlocked door to my buddys house and i really had to take a shit so i shit near my car wiped myself then passed out in my passenger seat
someone called the cops on me so the next morning i woke up to cops tapping on my window and my pants half down .....i ended up getting slapped with 3 serious tickets and had to go to court and pay 450 bucks ....yea i still party at his house to this day
lolsboozedumbasspooping outsidethe lawyou fought the law and you lost3 serious ticketsthat's gross

 
55

Texts That Should Not Have Been Sent

 
getting drunk and then my friends dropping me off at the bartenders house after falsely convincing me she had a crush on me...
i have a warrant in michigan
that's funny i have a warrant in jerseylolsthe lawboozedumbassyou've got some solid friendsstalkerlolwutyou're an idioti bet you think strippers like you too

 
33

Pairs of LOLerskates

 
driving to a party with some friends and drinking beer in the car. got pulled over and the driver told us "to act natural," so i continued to drink my beer as the cop approached
my friend got an open container ticket, speeding ticket and we had to dump out our beer.
lolsdumbassyou're a stupid fuckthe lawI bet your friend is totally still friends with youNO NOT THE BEER OH GOD WHY

 
14

Bottles of Asprin

 
deciding to go to a prison and get firecrackers to throw over the gate sucessfully
getting hunted down and having a dog find me hiding and attack me
you're a fucking idiotdumbasslolsthe lawbeing an idiotDOG ATTACKow

 


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