Me and my friends birthday's are one day apart so we decided to celebrate by going to the bar and buying each other shots.
Blacking out somewhere between bar 2 and 3. Refusing rides home from sober people. Crawling through the bushes on the way home with pants undone. Police picking me up and driving me back home to my extremely pissed off roommates. Woke up to about 15 messages asking if I needed a ride home from jail.