PoorDecisions tagged as

what the fuck?

-7

Miles per ROFL

 
Peeing in the dark then turning on the lights
OMG YELLOW EVERWHARR ITS LIEK CHRISTMAS YELLOW GOLD PURTTTY COLORS OMG EVERWHARRRR

-1

Trash Cans Not Vomited Into

 
Posting my phone number in a PD comment thread in response to some girls talking about how they want to fuck the tag writers, along with the eloquently worded note: "if yall are females ill fuck da shit out yall and have you cant feel yo legs n goin for another round"
Let's find out. 2293105656

-21

Sick Days Left At Work

 
Going out clubbing for my 18th
CHUNDERED EVERWHARRRRR

-13

People Who Understand Math

 
peeing on a chick
everyone comparing me to R Kelly

16

Liters of Vanilla Vodka

 
getting high with my dog
lost my dog

-11

Arbitrary Numbers

 
dkurf: I EAT PAJAMAS
WHATS WRONG WITH ME

2

Miles of LOLercoaster

 
went to the mall on shrooms!!
sitting in spencers on a weed plant bench laughing my ass off because i seen a bunch of dildos!! then getting 6 orange julius!!!

76

Average Value of LMAO

 
Surprised my mom on her birthday by sneaking into her house to give her flowers and presents.
Found out that my mom is having a healthy sexual relationship with a woman twenty years older than her.

2

Charges of First-Degree HAHA

 
decided to drink as much water as i could
at first,vomit. then 3 hours llater taking a piss that was 3:14:5... i timed it with my stopwatch.

17

Miles per ROFL

 
Got drunk with friends at a nightclub down by the docks.
Woke up on a naval vessel under a bunch of Canadian guys. Too scared to resist getting a reacharound from one of the sailors afterwards.



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