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where the fuck did i put my me

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Deciding drinking quadruple vodkas with my brother was a great idea.
Passing out in London, waking up in Dehli airport, and a very big, very hairy customs man waiting to give me a two hour interrogation and strip search.
TSA?please don't touch my no-no placevodkaboozelolsFUCK YEAHtraveling by accidentwhere the fuck did i put my mefull cavity search

 
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People That Like Turtles

 
Drinking way to much and then deciding its a good idea to go chill at the airport.
Waking up on the plane to Canada.
boozelolsdumbasswhere the fuck did i put my meTHE plane to Canadabecause who doesn't go hang out an airport?I accidentally a trip

 
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Grammar and Spelling Corrections

 
Decided to go to a rave by myself 30 miles from home.
Ended up going to another rave another 100 miles from the first rave, just to come to almost 200 miles in the opposite direction in a random house w/ my car in a front lawn and my clothes scattered around wherever i was.
boozelolsdumbasswhere the fuck did I put my housedrugsFUCK YEAHraveGLOW STICKS ARE RAD DUDEwhere the fuck did i put my me

 


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