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whiskey richard

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Metric Tons of Self Respect

 
Drank half bottle of scotch before going into the strip club after getting paid.
Spent $600 desperately trying to keep it up then couldn't even climax after 2 hours of dry humping

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decided to invite the guy i'm seeing back to mine after night out; we were both pretty drunk
he couldnt get it to stay up so he said he'd concentrate on me... so much fingering OWWW MY VAGINA

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Really Awkward Mornings

 
my friends and i go to one of their girlfriend's house to drink and smoke weed. i decided to steal her roomates bottle of grey goose and drink most of it straight no chaser.
woke up next to her fat sister. learned later i was so wasted i couldnt get an erection so i gave he oral sex. butt of my friends jokes for months

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Interrupted Masturbation Sessions

 
Drank 2 bottles (1.5 liters) of wine during a party, trying to get courage enough for going after this girl I had a huge crush on.
I got the girl, we made out all night, then went up to a room, but... I was to drunk to keep an erection. She ditched me and told about the incident with her girlfriends. No booty for me for a long time.



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