PoorDecisions tagged as

wtf

32

On the LOLometer

 
decided to give a really hot football guy that has liked me since freshman year a chance. we went to dinner, a movie, and i dropped him off at his house after and i went into his room.
he has about a million beanie babies. BONUS RESULT: He asked me if i had any he could have.

40

Charges of First-Degree HAHA

 
I came home from my friends house early
I found my girlfriend cheating on me...with my dog

-11

Rewarding Relationships Formed

 
dkurf: I EAT PAJAMAS
WHATS WRONG WITH ME

29

LMAOs Per Square Inch

 
A couple buddys and i played a practical joke by putting on ski masks and jumpin our friend with bats as he left work
He ran away and we ended up in the police station getting asked where we hid our victim

28

Shots of Jaeger

 
Offered to drop a bunch of stuff off at my boss's house because he was stuck in a meeting with the higher ups.
Ended up catching his wife naked, had sex with her several times, and now she holds that over me. She always wants me to go down on her. She's hot. But her pussy stinks.

25

you're adopted

 
Trying to feed pet rabbitt food from my hand.....
In rabbitt chewing on my finger nearly bitting it off... refusing to let go... hospital. stitches. tramatized... get rid of rabbitt..

19

BONUSE RESOLTS

 
Being a mouse.
Eating lots of tin foil because I'm so fucking stupid.

17

BONUSE RESOLTS

 
Drank a 30 of Miller Lite by myself.
Waking up in a puddle in a tent in the wrong half of Massachusetts.



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