PoorDecisions tagged as

you're a fucking idiot

12

Arbitrary Numbers

 
pulled over for speeding was high as a bitch eyes was glazed over cop asked me why my eyes looked so glassy so i came back at him with why do you have white powder on ur upper lip and nose red
six tickets five hours of searching my car and late for work fml bonus result : got fired double fml

-19

LOLs per Million

 
Consumed an eighth of mushrooms.
wishing I bought PCP instead. WOW!

20

Deaths by Dysentery

 
smoking weed out of a can with glossy paint without first removing the paint from the area where the weed was going
laying in the middle of the floor in what i would describe as a slight coma

9

Grammar and Spelling Corrections

 
runing from a cop who wasnt chasing me
giting tazed and maceed for no reson

-23

People That Still Like You

 
went out got drunk punched a police officer now am stuck in the county jail sending this
awaiting trial

14

Accidental Sex Change Operations

 
deciding to go to a prison and get firecrackers to throw over the gate sucessfully
getting hunted down and having a dog find me hiding and attack me

74

Alcohol Induced Comas

 
trying to blow my dick
me pulling my back and needing my mom to help me up.

130

Average Value of LMAO

 
Buttering the kitchen floor
me forgeting and running in when i heard the phone and falling on the floor

-26

Rewarding Relationships Formed

 
Drinking a whole bottle of cough syrup out of boredum.
Hospital for 6 hours singing and cussing at pictures on the wall. HeartRate of 198. Dont ever do this....EVER

-371

People That Still Like You

 
Taking 2 1/2 xanex bars, 3 1/2 30 mg oxycontin, 11 ambein, eating 15 cents, and smoking a bunch of dope.
Sobered up got pissed and thew up black shit :/ haha fun day though.



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