PoorDecisions tagged as

cars

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LOLs per Million

 
Didn't take my car to a mechanic when the Check Engine Light came on.
Had sex with the tow truck guy to cover the tow bill from the highway. Had a son nine months later. Harassed by tow truck driver until I gave into giving him a chance throughout pregnancy.

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Sois by the ROFLcopter

 
Drinking glasses of jager and glasses of Baileys while watching basketball.
Puking on the couch, such a bad hangover the next day that I had to pull over on 95 to throw up out my car window on the way to work.



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