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LMAOs Per Square Inch

Got a job offer from a company out of state doing I job I enjoy and pays 1 1/2 times what I make at my current job. So I quit and moved for my new job.
Got to the new state, talked with personell who had me take a physical/drug test. They said they would have my start date in a week or so. I signed a 6 month lease on a place to live. During that week the company "let go" of all the new hires and started a hiring freeze. They didn't call me to let me know. I moved halfway across the country to be unemployed.


Hot Dogs Down the Hallway

Trying to hack a website owned by someone who knows what they're doing
Getting redirected to things that I can't ever un-see.


LOLs per Million

falling asleep first
waking up in the middle of nowhere naked and drawn all over


Miles per ROFL

Going to Caribana.
Me and my best friend getting hit on by two guys. Drinking vodka in their car. Trying to find weed with them for 2 hours. Getting hit on about 4 more times. Going to a hotel party and drinking some more. Falling asleep. Waking up at 3 still tired and drunk. Having to walk home because the guys are douchebags. Get hit on once more and get invited to hit a blunt. Make out and dry hump one of the guys. Try walking home once more. Pass out in the basement on the workout machine.

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