PoorDecisions tagged as

douchebags

9

LMAOs Per Square Inch

 
Got a job offer from a company out of state doing I job I enjoy and pays 1 1/2 times what I make at my current job. So I quit and moved for my new job.
Got to the new state, talked with personell who had me take a physical/drug test. They said they would have my start date in a week or so. I signed a 6 month lease on a place to live. During that week the company "let go" of all the new hires and started a hiring freeze. They didn't call me to let me know. I moved halfway across the country to be unemployed.

165

Hot Dogs Down the Hallway

 
Trying to hack a website owned by someone who knows what they're doing
Getting redirected to things that I can't ever un-see.

30

LOLs per Million

 
falling asleep first
waking up in the middle of nowhere naked and drawn all over

-44

Miles per ROFL

 
Going to Caribana.
Me and my best friend getting hit on by two guys. Drinking vodka in their car. Trying to find weed with them for 2 hours. Getting hit on about 4 more times. Going to a hotel party and drinking some more. Falling asleep. Waking up at 3 still tired and drunk. Having to walk home because the guys are douchebags. Get hit on once more and get invited to hit a blunt. Make out and dry hump one of the guys. Try walking home once more. Pass out in the basement on the workout machine.



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