PoorDecisions tagged as

that's gross

4

LOLs per Million

 
went to a public pool
AIDS

29

Miles per ROFL

 
went to the blue man group sat in the front row
had a condom full of paint burst all over me

23

BONUSE RESOLTS

 
Going home after the dentist with novacaine and thinking that i would be able to play didgeridoo really well because of my relaxed face.
Spit all over my shirt... and the couch...and the clean clothes... and the cat... and the floor.

17

Miles per ROFL

 
after an hour of not being able to sleep...
i think i heard my brother fappn in the same room

4

Hot Dogs Down the Hallway

 
using a public toilet. (it was an emergency ok? I really needed to go!)
smelled horrible and the toilet seat was warm. i feel violated! =(

14

Uncomfortable Explanations Needed

 
Agreeing to run a cash register at my place of employment to help out when it got busy
had to keep my composure while standing two feet away from a guy who had to run and grab ANOTHER family-size container of lice shampoo...for only himself... BONUS RESULT feeling itchy every time I go near a register

39

Pounds of Pure, Uncut LMFAO

 
went to a strip club
found out how my mom makes her money....

6

Charges of First-Degree HAHA

 
letting a chihuahua scrach my foot while i was watching tv
when i looked down the chihuahua looked and acted like it was humping me , his penis was erect, and i got fucked by a chihuahua

17

LOLrus Bukkits

 
Parked car in drive overnight and didn't get up until mid-day.
Dead baby chick lands on roof of car and welds itself to the roof so that it's almost impossible to remove. BONUS RESULT: When driving on a car park with lots of people, everybody stares at me in a sort of disgusted fashion, as though I chose to keep the bird up there as a gruesome mascot or abstract statement on vegetarianism.

44

Alcohol Induced Comas

 
Jizzing in my girls mouth
She grabbed me and kissed me before swallowing. We effectively shared my jizz.. EW



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