PoorDecisions tagged as

you can't lie to a drunk girl

23

LOLs per Million

 
Getting really drunk and letting the mysterious hot guy buy you another drink.
Waking up next to the mysterious hot guy turned sketchy ugly guy.

-22

Percent Chance of Not Getting AIDS

 
Drinking, drinking, and then drinking.
Trying to convince my friends that the guy I was trying to go home with wasn't a freshman because "you can't lie to a drunk girl", despite the fact he was going into a freshmen dorm.



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