PoorDecisions tagged as

holy fucking shit

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LOLs per Million

 
Got drunk with friends at a nightclub down by the docks.
Woke up on a naval vessel under a bunch of Canadian guys. Too scared to resist getting a reacharound from one of the sailors afterwards.

57

Interrupted Masturbation Sessions

 
finding out both my dad and boyfriend are gay... for each other, and have been going out with each other for years, not nowing til today...when they were in my bed...
needing therapy for a long time

50

Prokchop Sandwiches

 
Goin to a white friend's dad's birthday crawfish Boil in Liberty, Tx
Busted lip from a friendly boxing match with the only other black guy there, got a lot higher than I should of from smoking weed from a Hookah, two bongs, and a blunt AT THE SAME TIME IN ROTATION (containing about 3 different kinds in total) Playin halo 3 high and mistaking a fly on the tv for a distant enemy....multiple times. Scarfed down 2 grilled cheese sandwiches made from shredded cheese and passed out after I was full. Woke up at 5am to find out that the farmhouse I was at with them the entire night was in Klan terrirory....yeah I'm black. haha what a night.

156

Chairman LMAOs

 
Smoked 3 blunts at once. Went clubbing. Thought chick was a chair. Sat on her. Hooked up at her place. Did shrooms with her.
Herpes and kidney failure.



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