PoorDecisions tagged as

open bar

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Days Since Last Accident

 
Not wasting a wedding open bar.
Waking up at 6 am in my room, in the floor in a pool of my own vomit, not knowing how or when i hat got there and with a new contact on my cell, of a girl that i was hitting on.

122

LOLs per Million

 
Thinking I would just make up the speech as i went along at my best friend's wedding.
A hour and a half of open bar before the speech caused it to consist of "I know you fucked up everything else in your life but there is a first time for everything. Let eat and drink the bar dry cause the food and booze are free". Everyone laughed but his mom who chased me with a knife.



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