PoorDecisions tagged as

OW MY DICK

6

Average Value of LMAO

 
popped a zit/ingrown hair lookin thing on my dick
bled like a stuck pig for 30 mins with excruciating pain bonus result: no nookie for at least a week till it healed

29

Babbies Formed

 
letting my girlfriend use hand lotion instead of lube to finish me off
infection reaching from my dick to my kindeys

43

Claps from the LOLrus

 
being uncircumcised with boner unzipping pants before sex
getting foreskin caught in zipper and scaring away girl

181

Roads of Awesome. AWESOMES.

 
decided to try anal with my girlfiend for the first time
slipped off the Bed and Broke my penis. 3000+ in medical Bills

85

Dollars Spent on Cab Rides Back From the Wrong State

 
ignoring the slightly broken braces on my girlfriend
Stabbed penis.



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