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7

Average Value of LMAO

 
decided to sign up with google +
uploaded an old holiday album with me getting it on with lots of women then adding my new gf...she now wont pick up her phone

6

Hot Dogs Down the Hallway

 
Taking some Xanax to deal with my family on Easter.
Slept through Easter by accident. Missed all of the food! :(

3

Hot Dogs Down the Hallway

 
ate shrooms,didnt get off after forty five minutes.ate another 3 grams to equal a quarter,and got on my first trip nearly after the final 3.
tripped out for 15 hours.came out with holes punched in the wall and my toaster on the roof meanwhile me being naked.nothing some posters on the wall cant fix ha.

52

Orbits Made by The Sattelite of LOL

 
teaching my mom how to text
her thinking 'lol' meant Lots Of Love and texting my 'sweetie,your grandmother just died,lol!'......thanks mom..thanks

49

Miles of LOLercoaster

 
Read Poordecisions.net on my phone while walking home from class.
Walked straight into a lamp post in front of three cute girls.

37

On the LOLometer

 
Went to go see my dad's lawyer after he died, about his will.
Dear old dad thought that his will was a good place to tell me that I have not one, not two but THREE illegitamate siblings (two brothers, one sister) from not one, not two, but three different women. Thanks, dad.

48

Worried Stares from Onlookers

 
Bored in a hotel room i download this app and read it for three hours straight.
Laugh my ass off for three hours straight and get boyfriend pissed because he's not getting any.

7

Claps from the LOLrus

 
Hooking up with one of my hot, female subordinates.
Sexual harassment complaint, she's pregnant, and a co-worker told my wife.

-15

Percent Chance of Not Getting AIDS

 
Accidently stepped on my girls white dog lying on a white carped on x-mas eve.
Broke his back. He died. She doesn`t talk to me anymore.

35

Times the Socially Acceptable Level of Failure

 
Suggested a threesome to my husband.
Pretty sure he's gay and I'm just his beard now that I've seen him get it on with his best friend in front of me and forget I was there.



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