PoorDecisions tagged as

fucking idiot

8

Times the Socially Acceptable Level of Failure

 
On a medical trip (while completely wasted on several types of painkillers and other narcotics(Ketamine, for one)), my ex gave me a new iPod which we then used to add some incriminating evidence to my photo-stream; I added more on the trip home with another ex. I deleted the ones on my iPod, but the photo stream kept the incriminating evidence... My girlfriend saw it.
I'm single, and I'm out $130 in drugs because of the trip. I don't remember any of it because of the drugs, so I'm single for nothing. True, I still have the pictures/movies, but I'd rather have a girlfriend. The one memory I have is waking up next to my ex and in a puddle of my own piss.

-9

Average Value of LMAO

 
Do a backflip off a snowbank
Misjudge the distance, bounce off the snowbank head first into a car bumper, break my nose and have to put it back in place in a friend's basement myself because it was snowing too hard to drive to a hospital. Should have checked the weather forcast.



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