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Four Loko


Social Security Dollars That Will Be There When You Retire

drinking 20 four locos (before thwy were pulled from the stores, 6 jager bombs and a few other drinks) and accepting a dare from one of them.
I dont remember what happeneed, but the ceiling fan is broke my head hurt like fuck, got a fucking gash in my head got 60 stiches and a number to some old nurse.


Social Security Dollars That Will Be There When You Retire

on my way to the go to football game
drinking one four loco 5 fat swigs of 151 bicardi 3 beers, never got to the ffootball game. lose my phone in redneck town. cheat on boyfriendd. now single with no phone


Arbitrary Numbers

drinking 3 four locos and a six pack of natty ice
going to work with mudd butt all night


Rent Dollars Actually Spent on Rent

chugging beer and drinking two 4locos at a sausage fest (only guys party)
puking in the room and outside, sleeping with a guy from my old high school who i thought was an ass (first time ever having sex with sum1 i barely know), getting walked in on while having sex and wen i was changing, liking the guy after the incident and getin rejected cuz he thinks im a whore!


LOLs per Million

Chugged a joose and a four loko, look 4 shots of patron, took 2 xanax, smoked lots of weed
2 hours of throwing up, passing out on the toilet, trying to run from cops drunk and with no shoes on and my drunk friends trying to help me. Great birthday :)


Cubic Centimeters of Dignity Remaining

drinking 5 four locos 12 pack of natural ice
2 day hangover going to work with mudd butt


Dollars Spent on Cab Rides Back From the Wrong State

Getting drunk off of four loko and taking 2 xanax.
Ninja kicking and punching my dorm room door in. Trapping my roommate inside because I managed to mess up the dead bolt inside the door. arrested


Accidental Sex Change Operations

Drunk off of Four Loko, having a hardcore dunking contest with friends on my kid brothers little tikes basketball hoop.
One sad brother.

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