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AWAKE

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Really Awkward Mornings

 
Went on a coffee date with this Albanian guy. He takes me downtown to this wierd coffee shop where he knows everyone, and they are all talking to each other in Albanian. He orders me an "Albanian coffee." It was so good I drank another and then another and then...
Turns out, one Albanian coffee has the caffeine of 7 large espressos. I had five. I literally haven't slept in 52 hours.

52

LMAOs Per Square Inch

 
To drink a double strength pot of coffee and get some work done this Friday!
It's now Sunday and I havent slept yet



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