PoorDecisions tagged as

doin' it with self

44

Orbits Made by The Sattelite of LOL

 
decided to make a move on two hot girls. they later came to my house to have crazy, wild sex
three some!! and jus wen i was about to finish on both of their faces...i woke up..with my pants wet :’(

12

Pounds of Pure, Uncut LMFAO

 
Jacking off while on meds whose side effect is reducing libido
It took over an hour to get off and I pulled my back, it was killing me for two days. Stretch before you exercise, kids.

26

Accidental Sex Change Operations

 
Got really horny, so I went to the bathroom to watch porn on my phone and masturbate
My mom walking in on me because another phone had a call for me

24

Unnecessary MySQL Queries

 
decided to masturbate while on a 2 week dry spell because my girlfriend was out of state.
boom. headshot.

-17

Percent Chance of Not Getting AIDS

 
Masterbating before bed
JIZZ IN MY MOUTH

23

Buildings Drunkenly Peed On

 
sat here thinking of an amazing decision/result that would get me the most likes on here
decided to just masturbate into a sock.. They were 100% cotton .

60

Worried Stares from Onlookers

 
trying to find my hearing aid to watch porn in the morning , decided to watch porn without it
my grandma walking in and catching me , turns out the volume was full blast

56

Broken Promises

 
Decided to get an in-dash DVD player.
Got seen masturbating to porn while waiting for the lights by someone I work with.

49

Texts That Should Not Have Been Sent

 
Got a bunch of peyote from this guy in lieu of the money he owed me.
Got arrested for standing on my roof naked, masturbating, and screaming at the moon.



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