PoorDecisions tagged as

doin' it with self


Orbits Made by The Sattelite of LOL

decided to make a move on two hot girls. they later came to my house to have crazy, wild sex
three some!! and jus wen i was about to finish on both of their faces...i woke up..with my pants wet :’(


Pounds of Pure, Uncut LMFAO

Jacking off while on meds whose side effect is reducing libido
It took over an hour to get off and I pulled my back, it was killing me for two days. Stretch before you exercise, kids.


Accidental Sex Change Operations

Got really horny, so I went to the bathroom to watch porn on my phone and masturbate
My mom walking in on me because another phone had a call for me


Unnecessary MySQL Queries

decided to masturbate while on a 2 week dry spell because my girlfriend was out of state.
boom. headshot.


Percent Chance of Not Getting AIDS

Masterbating before bed


Buildings Drunkenly Peed On

sat here thinking of an amazing decision/result that would get me the most likes on here
decided to just masturbate into a sock.. They were 100% cotton .


Worried Stares from Onlookers

trying to find my hearing aid to watch porn in the morning , decided to watch porn without it
my grandma walking in and catching me , turns out the volume was full blast


Broken Promises

Decided to get an in-dash DVD player.
Got seen masturbating to porn while waiting for the lights by someone I work with.


Texts That Should Not Have Been Sent

Got a bunch of peyote from this guy in lieu of the money he owed me.
Got arrested for standing on my roof naked, masturbating, and screaming at the moon.

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