PoorDecisions tagged as

doin' it and hoping you didn't

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Charges of First-Degree HAHA

 
Getting really drunk and letting the mysterious hot guy buy you another drink.
Waking up next to the mysterious hot guy turned sketchy ugly guy.

47

Times This Post Got Shoved In A Locker In High School

 
Had a bachelor party for my cousin at a bar we hadn't been to before
Woke up naked in a jc penny hidden in a rack of clothes, joints all over the floor, fat girl on top of me, and a big mac in my pants.

27

Claps from the LOLrus

 
Went out drinking in Philadelphia. Drunk and horny my bf and I (girl) decided to have inhibited sex. I was very turned on and more moist than usual.
Turning on the lights to see red stains on his face me and the bed! Total murder scene. Oops my period came on. My bad.

6

Dollars Spent on Cab Rides Back From the Wrong State

 
For my 28th Bday I decided to drink 28 x 5.5% Budweiser beers. Drank beer #28 in the dancefloor at the club. Started dancing with a cute little hottie.
Blacked out shortly after still on the dancefloor dancing. Next memory is opening my eyes to the biggest, ugliest snatch i've ever seen, then promptly throwing up after seeing it. Got sent home in a cab. Woke up the next afternoon with many questions; Where is my shirt? Why do I have 2 pairs of pants on? What the hell happened to the hottie I was dancing with on the dancefloor?



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