For my 28th Bday I decided to drink 28 x 5.5% Budweiser beers. Drank beer #28 in the dancefloor at the club. Started dancing with a cute little hottie.
Blacked out shortly after still on the dancefloor dancing. Next memory is opening my eyes to the biggest, ugliest snatch i've ever seen, then promptly throwing up after seeing it. Got sent home in a cab. Woke up the next afternoon with many questions; Where is my shirt? Why do I have 2 pairs of pants on? What the hell happened to the hottie I was dancing with on the dancefloor?