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WHAT THE FUCK WHY

28

Drunken Shenanigans

 
Decided to taste my own cum after masturbating. Girls do it why not?
WORST THING EVER. Bonus Result: THE TASTE WONT GO AWAY :(

17

Miles of LOLercoaster

 
Parked car in drive overnight and didn't get up until mid-day.
Dead baby chick lands on roof of car and welds itself to the roof so that it's almost impossible to remove. BONUS RESULT: When driving on a car park with lots of people, everybody stares at me in a sort of disgusted fashion, as though I chose to keep the bird up there as a gruesome mascot or abstract statement on vegetarianism.

14

Drunken Shenanigans

 
being bothered by ronald mcdonald
ronald is missing 2 front teeth and i have to serve 2 days in jail

75

Alcohol Induced Comas

 
Downloaded a bunch of vintage porn.
Found out that my dad did porn back in the 80s. Confirmed when I asked him. Now know what my dad looks like hard and feel shortchanged.

25

On the ROFLdex

 
Attempt to salsa dance with skeleton in science room
Skeleton breaks, results in paying $460 worth damages and an angry teacher

11

On the LOLometer

 
me and my stepdad were put up the christmas tree.(takin it down) so when we were takin it to the car. we opened the back we put the tree in and we smelled something.
turns out my step brother was takin a shit in the front seat.

37

Interrupted Masturbation Sessions

 
Walking backwards on sidewalk.
Fell into open man-hole.BONUS RESULT: Cut my head.

43

Liters of Vanilla Vodka

 
being uncircumcised with boner unzipping pants before sex
getting foreskin caught in zipper and scaring away girl



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