PoorDecisions tagged as
doin' it with members of an unintended gender
Got into a fight with a guy in a cowboy hat over my girlfriend in a bar.
Woke up in bed with the guy, me wearing his cowboy hat and nothing else on either of us, and no sign of my gf.
A straight guy getting drunk at Senior Week.
Finding out I do not have very good friends after waking up with a guy named Michelle....Twice.
Smoked A LOT of pot with friends. One of which is very bi.
Passed out on couch and woke up with belt and pants undone, dick hanging out of boxers, and being spooned by bi friend. Who is male.
Drinking untold amounts of Skyy vodka, Powers whiskey, and smoking some pot. Friends then dared me that I couldn't get with the only Asian chick at the party.
Danced with her and did some more shot. Went it bedroom to have sex. Then blacked out. Friends told me the next day that I came running out half naked screaming that she had a penis.
Straight man... going to a gay nightclub with a gay friend who had the hots for me...
Made an intimate mistake never to be repeated.
Poor result for the 5 guys I was with: UNINTENDED GAY ORGY My poor result: Passed out, missed orgy.
Dank a whole bottle of whiskey and some vodka.
Waking up in the parking lot with a headace then passing out then wakeing up to a homeless man giving me a blowjob....i need to fuckin stop drinking
Went to a party thrown by my lesbisan friends. as a lesbian myself I couldnt have been more excited... I decided to "roll" and had way too much to drink...
Waking up in my own bed not knowing how I got there with my male supervisor sleeping naked next to me...
Attempted to match drinks with a gay former friend without realizing three crucial points: 1) double-vodka and red bull looks and tastes exactly like straight-up red bull. 2) He was ordering the drinks. 3) He had a crush on me.
Woke up naked in his bed with no recollection of the previous night beyond passing out in the taxi. I never asked what happened, and I believe that's for the best.