PoorDecisions tagged as

doin' it with members of an unintended gender

43

Deaths by Dysentery

 
Got into a fight with a guy in a cowboy hat over my girlfriend in a bar.
Woke up in bed with the guy, me wearing his cowboy hat and nothing else on either of us, and no sign of my gf.
uhh what the fucklolwutdoin' it with members of an unintended genderdoin' itHATScowboy hatshow the fuck did that happenyou gay

 
47

Drunken Shenanigans

 
A straight guy getting drunk at Senior Week.
Finding out I do not have very good friends after waking up with a guy named Michelle....Twice.
doin' it with members of an unintended genderyou're gaylolsboozedumbassBUTTRAPE

 
21

Glasses of Whiskey

 
Smoked A LOT of pot with friends. One of which is very bi.
Passed out on couch and woke up with belt and pants undone, dick hanging out of boxers, and being spooned by bi friend. Who is male.
doin' itdoin' it with members of an unintended genderBIG SPOONthat's grossgay

 
67

you're adopted

 
Drinking untold amounts of Skyy vodka, Powers whiskey, and smoking some pot. Friends then dared me that I couldn't get with the only Asian chick at the party.
Danced with her and did some more shot. Went it bedroom to have sex. Then blacked out. Friends told me the next day that I came running out half naked screaming that she had a penis.
hahahahait's funny cus it didn't happen to melolsboozedoin' it with members of an unintended genderHOLY FUCK SHE HAS A DICK

 
116

Unnecessary MySQL Queries

 
Straight man... going to a gay nightclub with a gay friend who had the hots for me...
Made an intimate mistake never to be repeated.
lolsboozedumbassdoin' it with members of an unintended genderOOPS FUCKED A DUDEunintended gay orgy

 
91

Warnings from Your Mother About Exactly This Kind of Thing

 
TEQUILA
Poor result for the 5 guys I was with: UNINTENDED GAY ORGY My poor result: Passed out, missed orgy.
unintended gay orgyTHAT"S GROSSdoin' itdoin' it with members of an unintended genderim sorry you missed it?ewwhy is tequila always in caps? TEQUILA

 
-3

your mom

 
Dank a whole bottle of whiskey and some vodka.
Waking up in the parking lot with a headace then passing out then wakeing up to a homeless man giving me a blowjob....i need to fuckin stop drinking
doin' itTHATS GROSSwhere the fuck did I put my housedoin' it with members of an unintended genderdoin' it with mouth

 
56

Prokchop Sandwiches

 
Went to a party thrown by my lesbisan friends. as a lesbian myself I couldnt have been more excited... I decided to "roll" and had way too much to drink...
Waking up in my own bed not knowing how I got there with my male supervisor sleeping naked next to me...
boozecareer decisionsdrugsdoin' it with members of an unintended genderFUCK YEAHlesbianshow the fuck did I get here?

 
487

Holes In Friends' Ceiling

 
Attempted to match drinks with a gay former friend without realizing three crucial points: 1) double-vodka and red bull looks and tastes exactly like straight-up red bull. 2) He was ordering the drinks. 3) He had a crush on me.
Woke up naked in his bed with no recollection of the previous night beyond passing out in the taxi. I never asked what happened, and I believe that's for the best.
boozedoin' itdon't question it just run and don't ever tell anyone...oh wait too late you told the internetow my buttI need an adultdude you got rapeddoin' it with members of an unintended gender

 


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