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16

Times the Socially Acceptable Level of Failure

 
Reading the side of the Yoohoo (chocolate drink) box which says "shake it!" and actually shaking it
evil bastards set me up! THE DRINKS WILL EXPLODE IF YOU SHAKE THEM! bonus result: I got Yoohoo drink all over my college bed and wall. thats the last time I read directions...
hahahayoohoothat shit's fucking gross

 
35

Warnings from Your Mother About Exactly This Kind of Thing

 
phone sex on family trip sharing a room with my 8 year old sister thinking she was asleep
her telling our parents i made funny noises while saying josh on the phone
hahahadoin' it with phonelolsdumbass

 
16

Shots of Jaeger

 
Went to Mexico for summer vacation.
Got krabs, broke up with my boyfriend, and I accidentally bought a coffin while inebriated.
hahahai accidentally a coffinlolsdumbassboozemore like mexican'tlolwut

 
21

Confused Stares

 
took a swing at a tree with a baseball bat
turns out the bat comes back at ya, woke up ten minutes later went to the hospital and found out that it is possible to give yourself a concussion with a bat.
hahahayou're an idiotlolsdumbasswhat the fuck why would you do that

 
-9

Square Feet of Fridge Space Not Occupied by Booze

 
Drank half a bottle of captain, then decided a booby slapping fight with my friend would be fun.
Ran into a wall and got a black eye, my parents flew me home cause they thought my husband hit me.
hahahaspousal abuseTHE CAPTAIN HIT YOUCaptain'slolsowdumbassbooze

 
-10

Promises Kept

 
thought i was could keep up with my cousin at a party and stole his drink...
in hanging out of a tent pukeing by guts out why my familiy laughs at my first hangover..... bonus result got laughed at by people i still dont rember meeting bonus result still learning about that night 1 year later
hahahalightweightlolsboozedumbassowdon't steal drinksi love bonus resultsyou're not great at spelling

 
17

LMAOs Per Square Inch

 
went to make poptarts
TOASTER WHY U NO WORK
hahahaY U NOlolsCUS NYAN CAT'S STUCK IN ITITS A POPTART

 
-3

Promises Kept

 
Friend goes out paint balling with a girl, thinking of getting lucky....
She tells him about his boyfriend and gets my friend to talk to him about paintball....
hahahadumbassnot doin' itnotsexlolsdaww crap applespaintball

 
18

Average Value of LMAO

 
falling down some stairs
my dog laughed at me
hahahalolsdumbassfalling downanimals mocking youeven your dog knows you're stupid

 
32

Drunken Shenanigans

 
cop pulled me over and i played the bad boys sound track.
three tickets, my car got towed and i spent two days in jail. bad boys bad boys.
hahahalolsdumbassBAD BOYS BAD BOYSthe lawyou fought the law and the law won

 


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