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Guys That Girl You Like Hasn't Slept With

Didn't fill out a change of address form after I moved.
Expired registration, long lines at the DMV, $700 renewal.


Percent Chance of Not Getting AIDS

Got out of the navy to live the civilian dream.
Ended up being completely used by my family for my money and having them use my love for them as a guilt mechanism.


Shots of Jaeger

Pregameing with Everclear and monster before a night in Vegas.
No memories of what happened and $900 less.


Average Value of LMAO

Buying that really cheap sports car with money i didn't have.
Was kicked out of the house by my housemates for not paying rent, fined for speeding and dangerous driving, lost the car because I couldn't afford tax or repairs, and ending up living with a "friend" with whom I ended up having a fight that involved the cops.


Rewarding Relationships Formed

Changing majors after 4 years.
$30,000 more in student loans, but the potential to make more as a starting salary in current major field.


Orders of General LMAO's

Spending a portion of my check on this camcorder that I really wanted, assuming that I would receive additional funds from my educational institution later that week.
Being short on money for gas. which meant that I had to walk to work. My job is over 25 miles away. Needless to say, I stole someone's bike. Keep it on the low though.


Holes In Friends' Ceiling

Pre-gaming a friend's party.
Doing a front flip into a lamp.


Uncomfortable Explanations Needed

Co-signing on a $200 TV for a 'friend' of a girlfriend, with the rider that if he couldn't pay for it, I'd take the TV and pay the bill.
Motherfucker went back to Krazy Kelly's and added on $3000 worth of stuff, didn't pay once, fucked my credit; I went to court, fought and won when neither Krazy Kelly's nor Trans-Canada Credit showed up.


Claps from the LOLrus

Allowing my brother's friend to order pizza with my debit card.
50 bucks of pizza and 50 bucks of overdraft.


Sick Days Left At Work

Chugging Jack Daniels.
Having to buy a new rug after defiling it with PUKE. Also, such hangovers.

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