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DON'T LOOK AT MY DICK

59

Deaths by Dysentery

 
Decided to sleep with no cloths on
My blanket fell off and my mom walked in when i had morning wood
no cloths onmorning woodboner policelolsDON'T LOOK AT MY DICKdicks

 
114

On the LOLometer

 
Got into a dick showing contest.
My roommates don't let me around their girlfriends anymore.
lolsDON'T LOOK AT MY DICKWAIT NO LOOK AT MY DICKeverything between guys can be essentially broken down toa dick showing contest

 
45

Draught Kegs

 
Drinking 2 bottles of wine, stepping into a bus with "friends" and falling asleep.
Yelling at the bus driver with my dick hanging out.
boozelolsDON'T LOOK AT MY DICKbuseswineso I'm guessing those just plain weren't your friends at all

 
28

Miles per ROFL

 
Got into a drinking contest with my friend and ended up taking 5 plus shots of Everclear.
Got into a dick showing contest.
boozeDON'T LOOK AT MY DICKany contest between two guys inevitably equates to a penis contestWAIT NO LOOK AT MY DICK

 
12

Times This Post Got Shoved In A Locker In High School

 
Drinking brandy.
Rolling around in vomit, yelling at friends to not touch my dick, brandy-over at work.
boozecareer decisionspukeDON'T LOOK AT MY DICKbrandy

 


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