PoorDecisions tagged as

don't question it just run and don't ever tell anyone...oh wait too late you told the internet

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Broken Condoms

 
my friends and i go to one of their girlfriend's house to drink and smoke weed. i decided to steal her roomates bottle of grey goose and drink most of it straight no chaser.
woke up next to her fat sister. learned later i was so wasted i couldnt get an erection so i gave he oral sex. butt of my friends jokes for months

495

Dollars Spent on Cab Rides Back From the Wrong State

 
Attempted to match drinks with a gay former friend without realizing three crucial points: 1) double-vodka and red bull looks and tastes exactly like straight-up red bull. 2) He was ordering the drinks. 3) He had a crush on me.
Woke up naked in his bed with no recollection of the previous night beyond passing out in the taxi. I never asked what happened, and I believe that's for the best.

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Pounds of Pure, Uncut LMFAO

 
Deciding to hit on that pretty girl in a bar after drinking a large bottle of rum.
Waking up alone and confused and having a few questions. what apartment is this, why am I wearing a g-string bikini, who the fuck is this guy besides me and why is he wearing makeup?



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