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why would you do that

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Charges of First-Degree HAHA

 
After getting in a fight with my girlfriend. I asked her if she was getting her period.
Slept outside in my car after being called a sexist pig, and thrown out of the house.

15

Accidental Pregnancies

 
When asked by my wife 'Does this dress make me look fat', I responded with a truthful 'yes'
Alimony and child support

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Percent Chance of Not Getting AIDS

 
At a party. Drink a buncha alcohol, smoke some weed, trade host of party 'paying me back for the concert tickets I bought us' for leftovers of a bottle of vocdka. Go to front room to crash with straight best friend. Instead drink vodka. Straight friend offers to show me his junk.
See straight best friend's junk. Awkwardly compliment. Embarassing for him when he remembers. Good manners say I should offer to return the favour, he declines. UNWANTED JUNK

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Roads of Awesome. AWESOMES.

 
Got drunk, and started flailing.
Punch myself in my face, broke my own nose.



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