PoorDecisions tagged as

dumbass

3

Lowered Expectations

 
Trimming my pubes
Had to keep going the whole way down. Now I look like a pre puberty child.

0

Accidental Pregnancies

 
Reading posts on PD...
Just wasted 2 minutes of my life realizing everything that's been on here for a month, is STILL on here.

8

Orbits Made by The Sattelite of LOL

 
On a medical trip (while completely wasted on several types of painkillers and other narcotics(Ketamine, for one)), my ex gave me a new iPod which we then used to add some incriminating evidence to my photo-stream; I added more on the trip home with another ex. I deleted the ones on my iPod, but the photo stream kept the incriminating evidence... My girlfriend saw it.
I'm single, and I'm out $130 in drugs because of the trip. I don't remember any of it because of the drugs, so I'm single for nothing. True, I still have the pictures/movies, but I'd rather have a girlfriend. The one memory I have is waking up next to my ex and in a puddle of my own piss.

-4

On the ROFLdex

 
To use icy hot as lube
Me pulling out too fast , poop on my dick, her crying and telling me she told me to go slow, a icy hot dick, a week without no poon, and me laughing my ass off as she walked across the parking lot bow leggid

54

Times the Socially Acceptable Level of Failure

 
Losing my virginity at 13
He left me for a hairy, fat bitch with line backer shoulders who cheated on him at Wendy's in the freezer.

5

Shotgun Weddings

 
Decided to troll my teacher by puting laxitives in her bran muffin
3 years of detention 4 weeeks of home work and getting summer school.... I regret nothing *troll face*

-13

your mom

 
ask my now ex boyfriend his biggest secret
he tells me that he got a bj from his best friends mom. EXTRA RESULT: he ended up cheating on me and so this is what he gets ;) thats what you get if you mess with me

7

Orbits Made by The Sattelite of LOL

 
Trying to carve a neck for a guitar for lack of anything better to do on the day I have a concert.
the tool slipped and I ended up in an RA's family car (with her family) riding to the hospital. Bonus result: three stitches, blood on my shoe, and running frantically back to school (four miles...) and actually making it to the concert in time to sing

-17

LOLs per Million

 
going on youtube and beliveing that drinking tea gives you a british accent
it doesnt mother fuckers lied to me

1

Alcohol Induced Comas

 
not shaving my pubes and wearing gym shorts with the metal aglet
waking up with it pinching one of my pubes and having to pull it out



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