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Pairs of LOLerskates

 
Chugging my cup of vodka, then washing it down with a pitcher of beer.
Ended up in the hospital, beside two other drunks who were ironically also named Patrick.

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your mom

 
Clearing my Liquor stock in one go.
Woke up at my uncle's place halfway across the planet with a killer hangover, the flight attendant's number and broke.



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