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exaggerating how much you drank


Square Feet of Fridge Space Not Occupied by Booze

Going to a college party at 13 years old (I have my ways). Taking jello shots, drinking a full bottle of tequila, some patron, and getting high.
Dancing on the roof naked. That's all I remember. So much regret.


Arbitrary Numbers

Drank 40 aftershock shots, 8 pitches of different cocktails along with three bottles of red jacques.
Woke up on floor at home, naked with my friends five dogs cuddling me.

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