PoorDecisions tagged as

family matters

41

Claps from the LOLrus

 
Pleasuring myself while I thought I was home alone
Creepy uncle who sprays my house for bugs coming in and admitting he's 'always had a thing for his pretty neice'.

68

Miles of LOLercoaster

 
Tried to be straight, and dated a wonderful girl.
Fell in love with her dad when we went to her parents' place, broke up her parents marriage, and am now shacked up with her dad.

20

Accidental Sex Change Operations

 
Drunk off of Four Loko, having a hardcore dunking contest with friends on my kid brothers little tikes basketball hoop.
One sad brother.

-11

Dollars Left in Savings

 
Doing my aunts best frinend who was my boss and 17 years older than me
Got fired and aunt wont talk to me.

50

Glasses of Whiskey

 
Getting way too drunk at family christmas party. Uncles tried to teach me how to shoot a bow.
Sooooo many tears after i shot the dog when it darted in front of the target.

-11

LOLs per Million

 
Letting your brother drive the car
Cars and stone walls don't mix

40

you're adopted

 
Going home with a strange guy from a party.
Climbing out of the window butt naked in the morning as his wife had just got home.

24

Arbitrary Numbers

 
Getting hammered at a bar with my cousin.
Being slumped over a motorcycle arcade game asking random strangers to dial my cousin's cell from mine... while the bastard watched and laughed.

40

Uncomfortable Explanations Needed

 
Drinking a 5th of vodka and hooking up with my ex-girlfriend her sister and her best friend.
Getting my ass kicked by three angry boyfriends.



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