PoorDecisions tagged as

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Went with my friend to her friends college for a party. Decided to smoke and not drink at said party.
walking back form the party I was designated judge best boobs contest of my friend, her friend and her freinds 2 roommates. Who won? ME! (I'm a guy)

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Miles of LOLercoaster

 
Drank a barrelful of beer at a Halloween Party.
Woke up in mom's bed with a fat Asian chick in a Tinkerbell costume.

30

People That Like Turtles

 
Inviting my "husky" Jewish neighbor over for a Halloween party before knowing she'd be dressed as a "naughty school girl."
Erectile dysfunction

248

Handles of Captain's

 
Being a good wingman to your friend.
Getting dry raped by a fat asian chick.



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