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PoorDecisions tagged as
FUCK YEAH
HAHAHAHAHA I DIDN'T EVEN POST THIS
26
Interrupted Masturbation Sessions
got really drunk lastnight
ended up eating toothpaste thinking it was astronaut food
11
Hot Dogs Down the Hallway
Drank too much wine....again!
Crapped in some dudes fish tank, all the fish apparently died..
13
Futures Destroyed
read pd at work wile pooping
Resulted in 1hr poop.payed to poop yesss thank u pd....
60
Average Value of LMAO
told my grandmother that i was i lesbian (she is a pastor)
SHE THREW MY CAT AT ME
26
Shotgun Weddings
Drank too much wine and took sleeping pills
Woke up naked inbetween my neighbor and his woman. They apparently said I was very convincing that I needed to sleep in the middle so the dust bunnies don't kidnap me.
4
Explanations Demanded
talking a huge imprtant test
failed because i wrote TROLOLLOLOLOL for every answer
-3
Rent Dollars Actually Spent on Rent
Third of a box wine bag, three beers, glass of scotch, bourbon, and wanting to prove everyone wrong when they said skulling a whole bottle of vodka wasn't possible.
Propositioning four individuals in one go, losing my watch, t-shirt and wallet, needing to have vomit scooped out of my mouth, ambulance, waking up in hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of the night, having to walk home and sweat out pure alcohol for a week.
To cap this off, I spent 6 months unaware that I'd achieved the glorious feat of skulling a whole bottle of vodka, and was paranoid that I couldn't handle my booze for a half year until one of my mates informed me of what had really transpired.
-12
LOLs per Million
i coach a hockey team. starting goaltender roberto said he wanted to stay in net even after he'd let in 4 goals, so i let him
final score 8-1
