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you're a retard

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Roads of Awesome. AWESOMES.

 
decided to troll off at my job
I GOT FIRED FUCK YOU BOSS YOU FAT FUCK WHY COULDENT YOU LET ME TROLL

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Explanations Demanded

 
got blown for 1st time by an ugly chick
was afriad to get blown evar again

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Cubic Centimeters of Dignity Remaining

 
getting married
the lazy bitch is just lazy and not just shy like she pretended to be. The house is always a mess and i can never find clothes for work.

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Gallons of LMAOnade

 
After promising various sexual favours if I agreed to it, I let my girlfriend play 'dress up' with me.
Girlfriend's roomate walked in on me wearing high heals, a mini skirt and a halter top while sporting pig-tails, full make-up, and a sizeable erection from anticipation of aformentioned sexual favours. Girlfriend busts out laughing and roomate asks if she should come back later. RESULT2: Failed to recieve promised sexual favours. RESULT3: Girlfriend's roomate now frequently asks if I'll dress up and goto gay bars with her.



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