After promising various sexual favours if I agreed to it, I let my girlfriend play 'dress up' with me.
Girlfriend's roomate walked in on me wearing high heals, a mini skirt and a halter top while sporting pig-tails, full make-up, and a sizeable erection from anticipation of aformentioned sexual favours. Girlfriend busts out laughing and roomate asks if she should come back later.
RESULT2: Failed to recieve promised sexual favours.
RESULT3: Girlfriend's roomate now frequently asks if I'll dress up and goto gay bars with her.