PoorDecisions tagged as

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27

Alcohol Induced Comas

 
decided that a quicky with my wife on her 30 min lunchbreak today was a good idea
the definition of Quickie put to the test with rug burns and raw dick burns

-30

Miles per ROFL

 
shoved a glass up my ass to impress my friends
ass bleeding and a long surgery

61

LOLrus Bukkits

 
Not wearing boxers today because I couldn't find any at the time.
Got my junk caught in the zipper and had walk through the halls to the nurses office.

93

Miles of LOLercoaster

 
Overtime, chores, extremely tired and more overtime. Didn't realize I've been drinking too much of coffee, soda, Red Bull and Gatorade to keep awake.
Lying in bed in the ER and being told my stomach is bleeding internally and the gas can't knock me out completely for an operation.

88

Grammar and Spelling Corrections

 
Getting loaded and going to a strip joint.
Bruises on my cock.

277

Buildings Drunkenly Peed On

 
Slicing habanero peppers bare-handed then decided to put in my contacts.
Habanero pepper juice between my eyeball and contact lens; can't open my eyes to take it out.

-26

Professors Who Will Accept This Post As an Excuse

 
Helping out a friend up a hill on my quad because he panicked and froze half way up.
Standing on front of quad to weigh him down so he wouldn't flip back, he hit throttle, I hit ground and then to add insult he ran me over..dislocated knee torn acl, mcl all ligaments, tendons, hyper extension of knee and fracture of knee..laid me up for 6 weeks..BONUS...friend still laughing claimed an accident.



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