PoorDecisions tagged as

gross

11

Roads of Awesome. AWESOMES.

 
Spending a week and a half out of my head on massive doses of diphenhydramine, then quitting just in time for my mom to come get me at the end of the quarter.
Vomiting. Taking Pepto-Bismol. Projectile vomiting Pepto-Bismol. All over myself. In the car. While on the way to the airport to pick up my dad. My mom running into Wal-Mart to buy me hideously ill-fitting clean clothes.

29

Dollars Spent on Cab Rides Back From the Wrong State

 
went to the blue man group sat in the front row
had a condom full of paint burst all over me

42

Buildings Drunkenly Peed On

 
being a very good player on blackops (im a teenage girl)
after beating many grown men, one told me to eat a tampon....

27

Explanations Demanded

 
dancing and making out with a super hot chick at a bar in a random city..
bartender lets me know that the woman was a local cross dresser

18

LMAOs Per Square Inch

 
Made some cash doing gay porn for a few years.
When my parents were getting a divorce this summer, my dad explained why by saying, "So I saw in some of the porn I downloaded. Way to do me proud!"

2

Glasses of Whiskey

 
had sex with a man whore
swollen painful vagina, i think i have herpes....

9

On the ROFLdex

 
going to the public pool for the first time
A BOY/GIRL STARTED TO FLIRT WITH ME!! (i still dont know what IT was....)

7

Lowered Expectations

 
decided to sign up with google +
uploaded an old holiday album with me getting it on with lots of women then adding my new gf...she now wont pick up her phone

13

Warnings from Your Mother About Exactly This Kind of Thing

 
deciding I was gonna have two boyfriends. Slept with one during the week and one on the weekends. Then got drunk one night and slept with my aunts boss.
getting genital warts and don't know who gave it to me. They all moved out of state. Haven't heard from them since... I'm a dumb ass....

6

your mom

 
popped a zit/ingrown hair lookin thing on my dick
bled like a stuck pig for 30 mins with excruciating pain bonus result: no nookie for at least a week till it healed



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