PoorDecisions tagged as

haha retard

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Rent Dollars Actually Spent on Rent

 
failing 2 classes freshman year of high school
dad making me get a job and pay 300 dollars rent.....bonus result: he will send me to the philippines to work for family....and I'll still have to pay rent...
try not being a dumbass next timelolsdumbasshaha retardHIGH SCHOOL IS SO DIFFICULT

 
-43

Miles per ROFL

 
cheating on my wife because she's a fat nagging bitch
she's now pregnant with our 4th kid... i dont think im getting rid of her :(
dumbasswhy don't you...I dunno...try getting a divorce.NAH THIS IS WAY EASIERhaha retard

 
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Alcohol Induced Comas

 
Suggested a threesome to my husband.
Pretty sure he's gay and I'm just his beard now that I've seen him get it on with his best friend in front of me and forget I was there.
that's fucking grossdoin' it with more than one persondoin' it with guyshaha retardoopslol beard

 
10

Texts That Should Not Have Been Sent

 
Attemted to 'Trim' my own hair.
One side is now 2in. shorter than the other side.. Now have to try to get my mom to fix it.
haha retardit's funny cus it didn't happen to meHOORAY FOR SELF-HAIRCUTS

 
594

LMAOs Per Square Inch

 
Broke up with a girl because I thought she wasnt hot enough for me.
She was on the cover of several magazines lately. My current GF has developed a weight problem. I'm a retard.
haha retard

 


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