Taking some Xanax to deal with my family on Easter.
Slept through Easter by accident. Missed all of the food! :(
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Chairman LMAOs
Posting my phone number in a PD comment thread in response to some girls talking about how they want to fuck the tag writers, along with the eloquently worded note: "if yall are females ill fuck da shit out yall and have you cant feel yo legs n goin for another round"
Let's find out. 2293105656
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Milligrams of ROFLnol
Eating 5 spicy slim jims
Blowing out the constipation plug with liquid shit fire. While on acid. I was convinced a benevolent ass-dragon was relieving my blockage.
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Handles of Captain's
walking down a street at 2 am
homeless man kicks me in the junk and runs off with my ipod, phone, and $32
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LOLs per Million
Bareback with chinese woman for months. She said she was on the pill.
Oops! Crazy chinese woman off pill and is preggo and keeing teh babby. She tells in email to me. So I shit my pants. Don't want a babby, and really not with her. BONUS RESULT: Paternity test. I AM NOT THE FATHER!!!! also, cocks
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Miles per ROFL
Hosting a Halloween houseparty Decided that instead of putting something on, I would just take everything off. I figured if anyone had the balls to say it wasn't a costume they could leave my house.
Party went well, no complaints (this is a lie, but nobody left because I was naked ao call it a win). Then I dropped E , had an akward kiss with another guy because I kissed his girlfriend and that somehow made him feel better. Still naked, I walked to a girls house hoping for a little something. I live in Canada, october is fucking cold, and no one there was a fucked as I was. No one was impressed, and I got pnemounia. Bonus level unlocked: Where were the cops? Did not get arrested. The only plus that night.
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Times the Socially Acceptable Level of Failure
After promising various sexual favours if I agreed to it, I let my girlfriend play 'dress up' with me.
Girlfriend's roomate walked in on me wearing high heals, a mini skirt and a halter top while sporting pig-tails, full make-up, and a sizeable erection from anticipation of aformentioned sexual favours. Girlfriend busts out laughing and roomate asks if she should come back later.
RESULT2: Failed to recieve promised sexual favours.
RESULT3: Girlfriend's roomate now frequently asks if I'll dress up and goto gay bars with her.
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LOLrus Bukkits
sitting in my front yard smoking a cigg.
hearing some lady walking down the street on her phone saying very loudly ' and i yelled at him ewww thats gross. you wanna stick ur tounge where. thats a poop out shoot only' I laughed so loudly she looked at me then started crying.
