Drank too much wine again
My friends waxed off my pubes and glued them to my eyebrows.
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Shotgun Weddings
went to a strip club without askin around which ones the best.
moter-boated a 60 year old asain who kept callin me justin bieber
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LMAOs Per Square Inch
Went to the South.
Met a twelve year old girl named Mary Lou, who is my step cousin. She ate some fried fish and told me she "liked that sushi stuff." She then preceeded to ask me if chocolate was made out of M&Ms. She also asked me how to spell clock.
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Babbies Formed
decided to make a move on two hot girls. they later came to my house to have crazy, wild sex
three some!! and jus wen i was about to finish on both of their faces...i woke up..with my pants wet :’(
11
Bottles of Asprin
Drank too much wine....again!
Crapped in some dudes fish tank, all the fish apparently died..
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Buildings Drunkenly Peed On
Drank too much wine and took sleeping pills
Woke up naked inbetween my neighbor and his woman. They apparently said I was very convincing that I needed to sleep in the middle so the dust bunnies don't kidnap me.
6
Gallons of LMAOnade
going to all night bk reaaaaaally high
ordering $44.82 worth of food and not having any money...oops
4
Glasses of Whiskey
talking a huge imprtant test
failed because i wrote TROLOLLOLOLOL for every answer
