PoorDecisions tagged as

hahahaha

65

Arbitrary Numbers

 
Drank too much wine again
My friends waxed off my pubes and glued them to my eyebrows.

20

Accidental Pregnancies

 
went to a strip club without askin around which ones the best.
moter-boated a 60 year old asain who kept callin me justin bieber

-19

Rewarding Relationships Formed

 
Went to the South.
Met a twelve year old girl named Mary Lou, who is my step cousin. She ate some fried fish and told me she "liked that sushi stuff." She then preceeded to ask me if chocolate was made out of M&Ms. She also asked me how to spell clock.

44

Uncomfortable Explanations Needed

 
decided to make a move on two hot girls. they later came to my house to have crazy, wild sex
three some!! and jus wen i was about to finish on both of their faces...i woke up..with my pants wet :’(

10

Shots of Jaeger

 
Drank too much wine....again!
Crapped in some dudes fish tank, all the fish apparently died..

62

Deaths by Dysentery

 
told my grandmother that i was i lesbian (she is a pastor)
SHE THREW MY CAT AT ME

26

Drunken Shenanigans

 
Drank too much wine and took sleeping pills
Woke up naked inbetween my neighbor and his woman. They apparently said I was very convincing that I needed to sleep in the middle so the dust bunnies don't kidnap me.

7

LMAOs Per Square Inch

 
going to all night bk reaaaaaally high
ordering $44.82 worth of food and not having any money...oops

7

Claps from the LOLrus

 
took a nap at a friends house
woke up with a penis drawn on my forehead

4

Draught Kegs

 
talking a huge imprtant test
failed because i wrote TROLOLLOLOLOL for every answer



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