sucking my boyfreinds dick
getting cocked smacked and cum shot
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Buildings Drunkenly Peed On
Writing "Meat Popsicle" under gender on the form for my ACT.
I have to retake it next year, and can't go to college yet.
66
Buildings Drunkenly Peed On
putting my tiny turtle in the birdbath to watch it play.
tiny turtle gets carried off by big fuckin bird. STUPID. I HATE BIRDS.
11
Orders of General LMAO's
Watching the entire 11 hour extended editions of Lord of the Rings in one sitting, starting at 5pm.
Can barely move my legs, and can't sleep due to the massive quantities of energy drink required to see us through the film. Oh, and work starts in less than 3 hours.
178
Charges of First-Degree HAHA
Bringing her home.
I thought it was smart to bring her to my house and she laughed at my Spider Man sheets.
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Futures Destroyed
Buy something from a gumball machine
Getting a package of Sea Monkeys and eating them not realizing they are not food.
-18
Days Since Last Hangover
Me getting hit by a ice cream truck.
Me getting addicted to pain killer pills and being afraid of ice cream.
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Bottles of Asprin
Getting stoned out of my skull with my cousin in a first floor hotel room, after finding out that the concert we were gonna go to was cancelled.
Screaming in terror when we opened the drapes and saw a car on the balcony.
