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20

Times the Socially Acceptable Level of Failure

 
sucking my boyfreinds dick
getting cocked smacked and cum shot

24

Warnings from Your Mother About Exactly This Kind of Thing

 
Shaved my vag.
Scared to find pedobear under my bed.

30

Pounds of Pure, Uncut LMFAO

 
Writing "Meat Popsicle" under gender on the form for my ACT.
I have to retake it next year, and can't go to college yet.

66

Wishes Denied

 
putting my tiny turtle in the birdbath to watch it play.
tiny turtle gets carried off by big fuckin bird. STUPID. I HATE BIRDS.

12

Times This Post Got Shoved In A Locker In High School

 
Watching the entire 11 hour extended editions of Lord of the Rings in one sitting, starting at 5pm.
Can barely move my legs, and can't sleep due to the massive quantities of energy drink required to see us through the film. Oh, and work starts in less than 3 hours.

179

Explanations Demanded

 
Bringing her home.
I thought it was smart to bring her to my house and she laughed at my Spider Man sheets.

36

Deaths by Dysentery

 
Buy something from a gumball machine
Getting a package of Sea Monkeys and eating them not realizing they are not food.

457

Roads of Awesome. AWESOMES.

 
Pooping with the door open.
CATS WATCHING ME POOP.

-18

Arbitrary Numbers

 
Me getting hit by a ice cream truck.
Me getting addicted to pain killer pills and being afraid of ice cream.

205

On the ROFLdex

 
Getting stoned out of my skull with my cousin in a first floor hotel room, after finding out that the concert we were gonna go to was cancelled.
Screaming in terror when we opened the drapes and saw a car on the balcony.



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